Maybe you’re hungry. Maybe you have a friend that eats everything you put in their sight with no mercy (or is that just me?). Maybe you want leftovers to chow down on the next morning. But, you have friends over—and pizza plus friends never ends up in your favor. Whatever the reason is, I’m not here to judge. This “perfect crime” is so delicious it hurts. You can steal extra pizza from a pizza and no one will ever know. Shhhh.
In the video below, YouTuber DaveHax shows you how to slice a pizza that allows you to get a little more of the pie. Now we all know if you cut a pizza into normal triangles, there’s no way of grabbing an extra slice without anyone knowing. Your friends will know something is up.
The key is all in the strips. When you grab out a fresh pizza pie from the oven, simply cut out a strip right down the middle, and place it to the side. Smoosh the two halves together, turn the pizza and cut out another strip, and place it with the other one. This little deal-io will leave you with four pieces of pizza left. So what’s there to do? Why, slice it up into triangles as you usually would.
Whoa, hold on a sec, before you serve it, pop the pizza on top of a normal dinner plate (what’s up illusions), and serve it to your friend(s). Look at you go - you just got away with a little extra on the side for you. Actually, the part you take up for yourself is a substantial portion.
Of course, I totally need to try this out, but the guilt will get to me, and I’ll end up sharing the stolen portion anyways. Ho hum.
Please pizza responsibly.
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